We know that some of you may look at these and cry foul, because perhaps you have put one or more of these to good use. We aren't about to disagree. But, if these wonderful fashion accessories are done wrong, well, you're on your own.
So, in the good humored nature for which this is intended, lets review the top 9...
We love nice chrome wheels, they can make even the crappiest car look half way decent, but when did we decide that putting wheels that turn your car into a monster truck look cool?
3. Car Name On The Windshield
It wasn’t enough that the car manufacturer put the name and several logos throughout the car that you felt the need to splash the make and model of your car on your windshield? Thanks captain obvious, I had no clue you were driving a Thunderbird…
4. Under Car Neon
How did this even happen? What purpose does under car neon lighting serve? It doesn’t look cool, doesn’t give you better gas mileage, and certainly doesn’t make your car run better. Are you driving a car or a 24 hour liquor store?
5. Fuzzy Dice (or anything other than a parking pass) In Your Rear View Mirror
Look at this picture…enough said? What are you going to do, pull over at a red light and play the Price Is Right Dice Game?
We get the whole lowrider theme, and even think it is cool, but why do we need our cars to jump up and down like they have ADD?
While we’re picking on lowriders — I think ground effects are cool on cars, but when they are on the ones that obviously have no business being on, or even worse, are homemade, that just won’t work.
Your car sounding like a nuclear powered weed eater is not cool. If you can wake up the neighborhood or set off another cars alarm with your muffler, then something is wrong.